Thursday, March 10, 2011

Don't Worry, I'll be Calling Your Girlfriend:)

It's funny how the world works. One minute you are head over heals for a guy you just can't wait to hang with, then the next minute you're constantly talking, texting, and messaging everyone everything about this guy you think is gonna end up taking you to prom and actually starting a relationship with him. Then one day you're on your way to the state tournament for speech and you get a text from this amazing individual saying "i think we should just be friends" HA! yeah, you feel like an idiot don' you? Just seven minutes ago you were telling your best friend why you really like him and how you can't wait for May to come around just so you can go to prom together, but oh wait. You're screwed.
What in the hell were you thinking? A guy could totally sweep you off your feet and not have any baggage, lies, obligations, or exceptions? Sorry honey, you were dead wrong. Because you always fall in love with douche bags. Get real, you honestly cannot tell yourself that this time it will be different when the situation is always the same except for the fact that you really did fall for him. Every single time, this ends up being the case.
I'm sure many of you have had this happen right? If not, get on your hands and knees and pray to the heavens above that it doesn't. It.Sucks.
Now, back to this little old text message.
You text him back, "umm why? what happened?" because last time you talked, he told you how much he liked you, how beautiful you are, how he wants to date someone like you, and that you mean a lot to him.
He texts you, "idk" ohhhh BIG mistake buddy. Do not even try to go there fellas, it doesn't work.
You text him back, "no don't give me that, tell me what happened." feeling like you deserve to know the whole truth and nothing but the truth, considering you played all of YOUR cards right.
He texts you, "well i just don't get to see you a lot and i have baseball everyday. im not talking to anyone else." you are appalled, seriously? What an excuse! Inside you're thinking "ummmm i never said anything about talking to anyone else, what the hell!?" but you decide to let it go and do your best at the tournament you have planned for the weekend anyways.
Well, you're a retard for even doing so because guess what? Come next Monday you find out that he has a girlfriend, from over a month ago. So what do you do? Why call her of course! She finds out what he has done to you and she goes ballistic. Oh yes, two girls pissed at you now. So she dumps you. Just like you did me! So I, being the idiot, text him back to his text of saying how I ruined everything with him and his girlfriend, and say: "dont you even try to blame or put this on me. this is all you. you are the one who lied and screwed with both me and her. and that is why youre single now, not because of me, or kait, its all you." and he has the nerve to say this: "Nope, i don't give a shit about you, and im not single, I'm already dating my ex. Bye!"
Yeah, you thought he was only cheating on his girlfriend with you? Wrong, he was also running round with his ex girlfriend, so don't feel too miserable.